I am certain that this question is being taken very seriously indeed. You may be interested to know that the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) commissioned a report into the potential for sky lanterns to cause harm to farm animals. It concluded that it is not possible to quantify any damage to animal welfare in ways that would justify a ban, but it did indicate that there was a significant danger of fire.
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